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Day One – Progress Photo (Before)

I know we’ve already done the before picture. But since we’re rebooting it seemed like a good idea to start off with a new one.

Octoboer 7th 2009 progress (Before)

I think the “t-shirt tucked into cut-off dress slacks swaddling 30 pounds of spare meat” look is going to catch on. This image is my first salvo in a campaign against the fashionistas who claim people should attempt to look, as they say, good.

Is my posture really that bad? Maybe Wii Fit is on to something.

This is the longest pregnancy ever.

179 lbs. today.
36.5″ waist

When are you Due? Photos of the Food Fetus.

It’s about time for some hot photo action. Let’s call this the “before” picture. You’ve got to have one, right. After snapping these, I noticed that the bloatation of my belly sort of resembles a pregnancy bump. For this reason I will be thinking of my stomach not as swollen with fat and guts, but instead stretched with the gift of life.

In the great tradition of Arnold Schwarzenegger, I have chosen to carry my baby to term

In the great tradition of Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, I have chosen to carry my baby to term.

I haven’t thought of a name for the food fetus yet. Any thoughts?