Over the last two weeks my weight has formed something that looks a bit like a letter “W” written by a dying man.
I can’t really explain the wild dips. It may be that I’m not weighing myself at the same time every day (I’m not), or it may be that sometimes I weigh myself [...]
Howdy pardners! Today we’re gonna rustle up some measurements! Yeehaw. So getcher graduated cylinders and yer plumbobs and lets round up them significant figures. Whoooo Doggy!
Height
Time to drop the cow poke affectation and get down to business.
Height: 68″
First off, how is it that nobody has ever told me I’m kind of short? 5′8″? I’m not [...]