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I’ve been feeling weird today. Spacey. I’ve had trouble remembering things. What I’m doing, passwords, names, etc. It’s not uncommon for me to walk into a room and have no idea what I came in for. But today it’s been like that across just about everything. I’ve [...]
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Day Eleven: Recap – The Case of the Space Case from Outer Space
Day Ten: Recap – Mamma Said Punch You Out
The Pope, a Rabbi, and an otter walk into a bar. The Pope says to the Otter, “I know a man with a wooden leg named smith.” The bartender says, “Get out of my bar.”
I woke up today feeling sore in my neck, shoulders, and thighs. I guess the fitness test and yesterdays, albeit light, [...]
Day Nine: Recap – Making a Splash
Today marked a wholehearted embrace of water. I had been estranged from this noble liquid for too long. But today I experienced its intoxicating brand of hydration no fewer than 12 times!
The downside of all the water is the need to pee frequently. I’m used to my body giving me a gentle nudge to go [...]
Day Eight: Recap – Vice
I may as well confess, I’ve got a problem.
Starbucks, I can’t quit you.
I don’t particularly love coffee, in fact I don’t really like the taste at all. As strained bean runoff goes, it’s alright I guess. But for the most part I find the first few sips okay to pleasurable, the middle tolerable, and the [...]
Day Seven: Recap – On the Seventh Day, he Rested… More
Here we are at the end of the first week. No need to beat around the bush, let’s get into it.
Today was a lazy day. Sedentary is the word they use. I went out shopping, but aside from that minor excursion didn’t really get any exercise to speak of. Calories were high, but not as [...]
Day Six: Recap – The Worm Turns… Inside my Belly!
After yesterday’s post about the downsides of alcohol, you’d think that today would be booze free. Your assumption would be as reasonable as it is wrong.
Today included two get-togetherings. First, a charming birthday party with a hostess who really knew her way around a kitchen (and a bottle). She made some scrumptious Sangria, which I [...]
Day Five: Recap – The Cause of and Solution to…
To explain women to his son Bart, Homer – like Jesus – chose to relate the lesson in a parable. The sage advice went something like this:
Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good. They look good. You’d step over your own mother just to get one. But you can’t stop at [...]
Day Four: Recap – Nocturne of Shadow
I woke up at around 5:00 pm today, so that certainly cut the day short. As a result you’ll notice that the number of calories I swallowed is less than usual.
As long as I can remember, I’ve always felt most awake from about 2:00 pm thorough 6:00 am. Keeping a schedule that starts in the [...]
Day Three: Recap – Oodles of DEATH
Today I enjoyed another celebration of the chicken tenders from the grocery store. But it also found me munching on that old standard of the dorms, ramen noodles.
Ramen is appealing because it is very easy to make and takes hardly any time at all. It doesn’t taste great, but it doesn’t taste too bad either. [...]
Day Two: Recap – Love Me Tenders
I love chicken fingers. Whether they’re called fingers, tenders, strips, nuggets, or fried-bird-flu, I’m all about these crisp and succulent delights. Imagine my joy to find that the grocery store down the hill sells them by the pound – fryolated to near perfection!
True chicken finger perfection is reserved for Tamarack, a small take-out place in [...]