Today marked a wholehearted embrace of water. I had been estranged from this noble liquid for too long. But today I experienced its intoxicating brand of hydration no fewer than 12 times!
The downside of all the water is the need to pee frequently. I’m used to my body giving me a gentle nudge to go pee, but after swilling down cup after cup that nudge has become a knife to the ribs. It would be kind of embarassing to pee all over myself like a common Sim, so I’ve been obeying my body’s commands… for now.
By early afternoon my pee had become completely transparent. It is possible that all the water I drank has washed out my insides, and now I am just an enormous scraggly water balloon. While I appreciate the idea of a bladder as clean and barren as a robot spinster’s womb, I do miss theoretical possibility of writing my name in the snow with yellow flourish. I’ve never actually done that, but I’ve always had the capacity if I so chose. Now, that fundamental right has been taken from me and the world is a little smaller for it.
But enough of that. You didn’t come here for the mournful wail of a mournful whale. No, you came for hot statistical action, and you will not leave this place unsatisfied.
Nutrtion Facts:
Total Calories: 1442.5
Calories from Fat: 595
Fat: 68.25 grams
Carbohydrates: 164.5 grams
Fiber: 8 grams
Protein: 107.5 grams
Exercise Level (Moderate):
Walking 1 mile (easy)
Wii Sports Test (easy) [Fitness Age - 51(!)]
Wii Sports Tennis – 12 minutes (moderate)
Wii Fit – 30 minutes (moderate)
Foods Devoured:
Turkey Burger
Italian Bread
Vanilla Yogurt with Chocolate Chunks
Water
Breaded Chicken Tenderloin
Water
Grande Skinny Vanilla Latte
Trader Joe’s Chicken Tikka Masala w/ Cumin Flavored Basmati Rice
Water
Water
Bittersweet Chocolate
Breaded Chicken Tenderloin
Trader Joe’s 50/50 mix
Emmentaler Swiss Cheese
Tomato
Water
Today was not a dining fiasco. It consisted of a lot of convenience food from Trader Joe’s – the Turkey Burger, Breaded Chicken Tenderloin, and Chicken Tikka Masala are all designed to be microwave friendly. But the net result was a low number of calories overall and lots and lots of water. Combined with some physical activity I think today was overall pretty succesful.