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Day Eight: Recap – Vice

I may as well confess, I’ve got a problem.
Starbucks, I can’t quit you.
I don’t particularly love coffee, in fact I don’t really like the taste at all. As strained bean runoff goes, it’s alright I guess. But for the most part I find the first few sips okay to pleasurable, the middle tolerable, and the [...]

Week Two: The Plan

Now that we’re into the second week, we should set up some sort of framework for the next seven days? Right? Come on, whose with me? Baahhh, to hell with you Stanley. On with the planning!

Fitness Benchmarks
Wii Sports and Wii Fit both assign you an “age” that is meant to represent your overall health, lower [...]

Stat-Tasticks! July 20th, 2009

Bang Bang! Two shots rang out as the butler scrambled over the upturned end tables toward the maid’s cupboard. Her corset torn on the nail of the false crucifix, a crimson trickle of blood wended its way between her alabaster bosoms, braving the dark crevasse. “Calgon, take me away!” She cried into the night. Before [...]

Week One: Recap – Self Knowledge

Now that the first week is under our belt, we should have some interesting data. Remember that this first week I wasn’t exercising at all, just going about my normal routine and cataloging it to gain some insight into how I got into this pudgy predicament.
I Eat Too Much Food
This seems obvious enough, but I [...]