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Day One! Wii Fit Evaluation – Miniimize Me
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Day One! Wii Fit Evaluation

Day One! Exciting? Yes? Let’s kick it off with a little Wii Fit action.

Look at that Svelte Mii! He certainly cuts a dashing figure.

Look at that Svelte Mii! He certainly cuts a dashing figure.

I erased my old Wii Fit profile and its sporadic data, and started off fresh. Begrudgingly, I’ve entered my height as 5’8“. In the image above I’ve obscured my birthday for reasons I now can’t remember. I’m sure there was a good reason to do so at the time. Oh wells – let’s get to the hot BMI action!

Oh, the Mii has undergone some changes. It's a bit more... horizontal now. It can't stand to look!

Oh, the Mii has undergone some changes. It's a bit more... horizontal now. It can't stand to look!

Overweight. That can’t be good.

Statistically balance boards that beat around the bush are more likely to get tossed into recyling bins. Just say it. I should be down around that 22 line.

Statistically balance boards that beat around the bush are more likely to get tossed into recyling bins. Just say it. I should be down around that 22 line.

27 and 22 don’t seem too far apart. But this graph sure makes it look like a long way. My Mii may be smiling, but I assure you, he’s crying on the inside.

I'm 1.93 above serious health risks!

I'm 1.93 into the health risks zone! Way to go.

That serious health risks line is kind of worrisome. I like my health the way I like my tuna – boring and predictable. This risky business is not for me.

178 Huh? I guess that's better than 871. I'm reaching, aren't I?

178 Huh? I guess that's better than 871. I'm reaching, aren't I?

Wii Fit is being cagey. My weight is somewhere just below 178, but it won’t tell me exactly where. However it will tell me, boldly and in a red font, that I am overweight. Thanks buddy. Could any good news come out of this initial consultation with the cruel balance board?

Hey, it's not all bad. Apparently my balance is okay. That's pretty impressive considering I was drunk when I took the test!

Hey, it's not all bad. Apparently my balance is okay. That's pretty impressive considering I was drunk when I took the test!

Despite having sucked down some boozes ahead of time, I managed to tipsy toe my way to a respectable balance score. Let us end this first encounter on a positive note and regroup after basking in its glow. Right about now I could go for some mozerella sticks dipped into a hot fudge sundae to help me get over the humiliation of the Wii calling me fat.

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