Day One! Exciting? Yes? Let’s kick it off with a little Wii Fit action.
I erased my old Wii Fit profile and its sporadic data, and started off fresh. Begrudgingly, I’ve entered my height as 5’8“. In the image above I’ve obscured my birthday for reasons I now can’t remember. I’m sure there was a good reason to do so at the time. Oh wells – let’s get to the hot BMI action!
Overweight. That can’t be good.
27 and 22 don’t seem too far apart. But this graph sure makes it look like a long way. My Mii may be smiling, but I assure you, he’s crying on the inside.
That serious health risks line is kind of worrisome. I like my health the way I like my tuna – boring and predictable. This risky business is not for me.
Wii Fit is being cagey. My weight is somewhere just below 178, but it won’t tell me exactly where. However it will tell me, boldly and in a red font, that I am overweight. Thanks buddy. Could any good news come out of this initial consultation with the cruel balance board?
Despite having sucked down some boozes ahead of time, I managed to tipsy toe my way to a respectable balance score. Let us end this first encounter on a positive note and regroup after basking in its glow. Right about now I could go for some mozerella sticks dipped into a hot fudge sundae to help me get over the humiliation of the Wii calling me fat.