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Day One: Recap – Chocolate Vampire in Disguise

On this first of days I feasted on some real treats including a trip to the local Burger King, and polishing off a bag of Chocolate Marshmallow Mateys – a cereal without a single nautical component to link it back to its name.
Let me tell you a thing or two about Chocolate Marshmallow Mateys. This [...]

Day One! Wii Fit Evaluation

Day One! Exciting? Yes? Let’s kick it off with a little Wii Fit action.
I erased my old Wii Fit profile and its sporadic data, and started off fresh. Begrudgingly, I’ve entered my height as 5′8“. In the image above I’ve obscured my birthday for reasons I now can’t remember. I’m sure there was a good [...]

Stat-Tasticks! July 13th 2009 Measurement Roundup

Howdy pardners! Today we’re gonna rustle up some measurements! Yeehaw. So getcher graduated cylinders and yer plumbobs and lets round up them significant figures. Whoooo Doggy!
Height
Time to drop the cow poke affectation and get down to business.
Height: 68″
First off, how is it that nobody has ever told me I’m kind of short? 5′8″? I’m not [...]

Week One: Knowing the Unknowable

The first week of the project is well underway. You may be wondering what’s on the fitness agenda? Will it be Wii Fit? EA Sports Active? Keeping it real with Wii Sports? Actually, none of the above. Instead, it’s about getting in touch with one of Bill and Ted’s most righteous companions.
The goal of this [...]