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When are you Due? Photos of the Food Fetus.

It’s about time for some hot photo action. Let’s call this the “before” picture. You’ve got to have one, right. After snapping these, I noticed that the bloatation of my belly sort of resembles a pregnancy bump. For this reason I will be thinking of my stomach not as swollen with fat and guts, but instead stretched with the gift of life.

In the great tradition of Arnold Schwarzenegger, I have chosen to carry my baby to term

In the great tradition of Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, I have chosen to carry my baby to term.

I haven’t thought of a name for the food fetus yet. Any thoughts?